Middle-Earth Weekend
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We get very soggy at Sarehole
Giant Ent guarding the field
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Marbretherese, Jonick and I finally managed to get to Sarehole Mill near Birmingham yesterday, for the second day of the annual Middle-Earth weekend. This year it was celebrating its tenth anniversary but the fact that we were ill-equipped newbies was apparent the minute we arrived at the car park - a large field - and saw the churned up mud and people in wellies. We knew rain was forecast, it had rained during most of the journey up to Birmingham and it had rained all the night before but mysteriously Marbretherese, Jonick and I had all decided to wear namby-pamby trainers and not very waterproof shoes. We picked our way out of the car park trying to avoid the mud. By the time we returned at the end of the day with soaked muddy shoes, soaked socks, soaked coats, flat wet hair and soggy bags I didn’t care if I fell face down in a cow pat. There is a point beyond which there is nothing more the elements can throw at you to make you look more awful than you already do.
But we knew it was all going to be worth it. If the Fellowship can fight their way half-way up Caradhras surely we can amble our way around a few soggy fields?
As part of the weekend, the organisers were putting on bus trips to all the Tolkien related sites in the area so we booked ourselves straight on one as it was going to leave not long after we arrived. Plus, we would be dry. Ironically it didn’t rain for the entire time we were on the bus. The sun even came out. It only started to pour again when we got back and headed out for the fields again. I’m sure someone up there is laughing. Perhaps it’s Goldberry.
Just to save paragraphs of explanation, there are details about the places around Sarehole and the Birmingham area associated with Tolkien, here:
Birmingham City Council
and here:
Tolkien's Birmingham in pictures
Before getting on the bus we had a quick look around the various things on offer in the field (Crafts! Weaving! Medieval Forges! Farmers Market! Live Music! Viking Re-enactments! An eeny-weeny tent where the RSPB were hiding from the weather!). We wandered into the first Very Big Tent and signed up to help save Moseley Bog (where Tolkien and Hilary often played in the sandpit). Losing Marbretherese and Jonick for a moment, I got waylaid near the local natural history table where a very enthusiastic young man was trying to tell me (against my will and even though I was walking sideways) about how volunteers were helping with a Garden Worm Survey. But before I could get signed up as a Worm Spotter I caught sight of M and J lurking near some display boards and made a run for it.
Two Party Trees!
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Time to head for the tour and we found ourselves on a glorious 1950’s Birmingham bus with a conductor in full 1950’s fig. We had a guide pointing everything out to us and she was full of interesting information, not only about Tolkien’s childhood in the area, but about the area itself and its history. As soon as we started off and turned a corner we were passing Tolkien’s childhood home at 264 Wake Green Road where he first lived with his mother and Hilary between 1896 and 1900. I’d never realised how close it was to Sarehole Mill. No wonder the boys were always around there, being chased off by the Miller (who they called the White Ogre). We headed out of Sarehole (which was completely rural when Tolkien lived there but now, like everything else in the area, is a suburb of Birmingham - much to Tolkien’s distress) and headed for Moseley and Edgebaston. On the way we passed (but didn’t get much chance to really see) the Oratory which is associated with Cardinal Newman and which is were Mable attended church with the two boys (also where they got to know the boys’ guardian, Father Francis Xavier Morgan). Apparently it’s beautiful inside so I think that’s one for another trip! We then wound our way to
Perrott's Folly and the Edgebaston Victorian water tower – which have become known as the ‘Two Towers’. What I hadn’t appreciated before seeing it was how very close Tolkien was to them, after his mother’s death, when he lived briefly with his aunt in Stirling Road. They are both just at the far end of the road and must have loomed as large over his imagination as they did over the house. Seeing the location for real reinforces the connection – no wonder he was always writing about great towers!

Perrott’s Folly with our wonderful old bus and Edgebaston Water Tower and the last of the Blue Sky…
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On the way back we passed the pub (can’t remember the name) where Tolkien stayed for one night with Edith before he left for France. Apparently there is a blue plaque marking the room. What Tolkien would have made of that can only be imagined!
When we arrived back at Sarehole we had a cup of tea and cake (of course – what would these jaunts be without cake. You all know by now that we can’t pass a tearoom.) and had a look around Sarehole Mill itself:
Sarehole Mill
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It’s a lovely, rambling brick building and Tolkien contributed to its restoration fund. I can quite see why the miller wouldn’t let him run around there, it’s full of cogs, wheels, rushing water, trapdoors, ropes and chains. The waterwheel is still working along with some of the machinery – it’s thrilling to see it all going around - and it backs on to the most beautiful millpond. What an idyllic place to grow up near – the happiest years of his youth, as he called them. Pity we couldn’t linger by the mill pond because the ‘grey rain curtain’ had come down again causing Serious Photography Problems. I bet it’s terrific on a sunny day

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The Mill pond with a little Hobbity garden that Sam would have loved and serious rain.
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The Tolkien Society had set up its trading tables at the Mill exit and it was packed with people trying to get out of the rain and steaming gently over the books, posters and assorted Hobbity stuff. We were in there ages while I tried not to get transfixed by every photo of Aragorn ….er …Viggo.
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When the rain seemed to let up a bit we waded into the field to have a look at all the stalls and other fun stuff that was going on. The heavens opened again. Worms were coming to the surface all over the place and I wondered whether I should do a bit of spotting and report back to the natural history tent. There were wet Vikings standing around re-enacting standing around in a wet field (I bet Vikings did more of that than running around hacking peasants so I was pretty impressed). Amazingly, there were a HUGE number of visitors despite the weather – nothing can dampen the spirits of the British when there is a muddy field to tramp over! Parents were watching kids running around with cloaks and bow and arrows (spawn of Legolas). There were other kids scrambling over a climbing wall called ‘Cirith Ungol’ which had a home-made giant spider at the top (spawn of Shelob), someone dressed as an orc was wading about in a stream (spawn of Mordor). There was spawning all over the place. We decided it was time to eat (again) and while M and J headed for a samosa stand I spotted a big van with organically-reared-open-range-pork-sausages-in-a-bun. I was so wet that a samosa just wouldn’t cut the mustard. I wanted meat and a lot of it.
Soggy Vikings…Where now the horse and the rider?
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As soon as I got my eager hands on my organically-reared-open-range-but-ends-up-as-a-sausage-in-a-bap-anyway sandwich the heavens opened into a deluge and flooded my sausages. The two-sausage-bap being too big to cram into my mouth all in one go I scanned the horizon for shelter and for Marbretherese and Jonick, who I could dimly see through the hammering rain sheltering under the canopy fringe of a crystal and rock stall (along with a gazillion other people). Mysteriously, they had already eaten their samosas, which I never even saw. I think they must have done a Mippen and swallowed them whole as soon as the deluge got worse. So I chomped through my sausages on my own while we admired the crystals at seriously close range. By the time the rain let up we’d been charged by so many different kinds of crystal energy – calming, energising, soothing, invigorating, enlightening and healing that I had a Chakra Overload and nearly bought a very dear log of petrified wood. Actually, I, wish I had bought it as it was rather beautiful, but with your Chakra’s all over the place it’s impossible to think clearly.
Where’s Aragorn when you need him?
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After a bit more of a mooch around various tents and activities the weather eased off and we thought we’d go and take a look at Moseley Bog and see where the two bothers had had so much childhood fun. After all, how much more boggy could it be than the bog we’d already been walking around in? We headed off and I put my hood down. As soon as I did so it started raining again. So we took another detour into the Mill Teashop for tea and biscuits. This was Third Lunch and we getting more like Mippen by the moment. Fortified by tea we started out again and headed once more for the bog – this took us past 264 Wake Green Road again, where we tried to inconspicuously lurk and take a photo. The owner was in her front room by the window (on Wet Hobbit watch I think) so we scuttled away - still in an inconspicuous manner – while Jonick helpfully suggested that Marbretherese and I had mini spy cameras inserted in appropriate headgear for such occasions. Brilliant.
Sneaky photo of 264 Wake Road taken without a spy camera
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The rain seemed to have stopped (again) so I put my hood down. As soon as I did it started (again).
We finally found the bog after a bit of a walk and I have to say that (in sunlight) I bet the place is magical. It has several natural springs and has its own ecosystem, full of plants and insects that love bogs, and is so densely treed, with fallen logs, a stream and ponds that it must have been
wonderful to play in. Tolkien’s boyish imagination must have been fired up by it and if it hasn’t given some shape to Mirkwood or the Old Forest I’ll eat my waterproof. Unfortunately the visitors’ paths that have been made through it were just thick mud and, although we made some sorties, it was clear that this is something that has to be done on a good day. Bob Blackham does a tour through it so may be another year we’ll go in better weather and learn all about it.
Moseley bog looking very wet, dark and boggy
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As we arrived back at the field the rain seemed to have stopped so I put my hood down and… well you can guess. Now it was all becoming clear. Somehow, due to some great cosmic mistake, the weather had become connected to my hood and I had some sort of Valar-like power over it. Maybe it was the crystals.
Ye Olde blacksmithy stuff…
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We took one last turn about the field. The enacting Vikings were still standing in their soggy woolly clothes. Kids were still trying to reach Shelob. We bought some seriously good Falafels so we didn’t starve when we got home (Fourth Lunch) and headed back through the mud to the car.
Do you know what? Despite the rain we had a FANTASTIC day out

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Another Tower, Sarehole Mill
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